NEW SHOOT 2026
The scene depicts a barn where cattle stand at a table long as a manger, eating tasty dishes and desserts in front of the audience, sipping them with champagne and fighting for better bites. In front of the manger is placed side by side to the audience a large chair in which the Stad Supervisor sits. He is dressed in a Bavarian pattern: in a hat, in britches, in a broad coat and with a rod in his hand, which he plays during the speeches of his subjects... After a while, a powerful voice is heard from the side: “When the kid of God was born for centuries – in the office of the Prime Minister – as in a cowshed the cattle gathered to talk to the people in a voice after 2 years. Of course - over his pity":
Preacher Simon -he gets up in tears and holds the Constitution in his hand, recites:
As the biggest loser in this junta,
You're the only 1 I'm devoted to.
You know I'm inactive honest.
And I know you're inactive holding papers on me...
There's evidence from Collegium Tumanum,
That I didn't postgraduate from a respectable school either!
I besides know we're gonna die with you,
Because Simon's organization no 1 in Poland appreciates...
Because not grammar, but arithmetic.
She was cruel to me,
The city of being commissioner, I looked like a donkey:
As deputy commie, though I love him sincerely,
So in tears, I heal my wounds...
Who else will choose Simon for anything???? – Preacher Simon asks, weeping and looking around and falling down on the chair at the trough, holding inactive in his hand the muttering Constitution:
Mother of God, defend us all from Kobosk!...
Stock Supervisor - Get up from the chair and swing a stick:
We bring the law to the people
And there's a 100 things with her!
But the people do not believe me.
So what am I expected to do today, huh?
The videos are always ready all day.
There's a jar of soup, mother-in-law's pie!
I play the piano, I peel the potatoes!
My suit is from Boss – so I collect mushrooms in it!
But for nothing are all my accomplishments
The people mock me for bowing to the Germans,
And they sent me here to bring Ordnung
And this land has yet led to the Union!
Since after 2 years of government in Poland nothing works –
For this nation we request the Hand of the Flock!
After the wand yet came time for a cock,
Which von Ursula I besides showed...
Tiger Power - I'm sorry. chewing from the manger bits:
The people love you, my dear Donald!
And the enemy in this shed will surely not be found!
Without you, we loyal men with balls,
They wouldn't be shaking companies today!
There will be no hoe at any office,
When you're gone, the feed will be gone!
We'll lose our turnips due to the fact that the village will dig it up,
So I'll stand with you - by the knot of this manger!
Black Christmas cattle - I'm sorry. in a lanyard, with his hand stretched out, holding a chicken leg:
As a pure-blooded and boned communist
And today, the marshal from Donald's estate,
I promise you today,
That I will veto Charles!
That I will destruct your enemies due to the fact that I am ruthless
Just like Jaruzelski was at war!
Every manipulative associate under his coat,
He will not escape the punishment—for I am the Guardian of the Sejm!
Today, the mediocre praise your accomplishments:
So "spasiba" Donku for damages!
Bobas – Aide Overseer - I'm sorry. with a glass of champagne in your hand:
“Service and Sacrifice” – I will repeat with reverberation,
When I came to talk with a voice today!
Standing on the border and guarding the order,
Like my father with the commune – so do I with Donk!
I'll cuff everyone with a band,
These writing hordes, all these kiboles,
What the government wants to overthrow in all stadium!
On "Donald macho" – my dear Donald,
I'm certain mining detention will turn up!
Says the descendant of an old commie,
That your dictatorship will never be fucked again!
The Horse of Przewiłski:
While me and Rysie Polnord were banging,
The horse with the wings of the author sent:
Before Ziobra I hid in sunny Italy...
Pegasus chased me through a magpie chased!
No wonder they're baking pancakes in the Parliament tonight,
Up into the sky, raising clubs and pathetic chirps -
They've already spent a million to get Ziobra there...
And the Horse doesn't fly - it's inactive holding up well!
Because Donek on a horse to the Sejm will come back,
When Ziobra the crocodile puts in a hole—
No crying – no screaming
The beetle will bring him in my trunk!
Red crocodile – with hands and legs bound with bandages:
I've grown quite a few reptiles in a bathtub,
In the fresh Year's Nativity scene, the promise falls,
That court reptiles will grow many -
For writers, we have free targets!
The rapist, the murderer,
When the neo-judge sent him down!
The families of the court will be in Kaeres,
The crocodile trusts them fully!
Don't let Sawicki's peasant worry any more,
I'm certain there's a cell for all cell!
Because of the written crime – a vacuum cleaner attack,
As a prosecutor, I will never forgive you! (points to his bandaged members)
Squadron Trap:
To sum up 2 years of government,
They're spinning like a windmill, which Henia let go!
Though the energy is gone and there will be no
Ours are professionals at all office!
They're gonna take out all the writing scams:
CPK won't due to the fact that there's no money
To the airport we already have in Berlin
The babe spent everything – just like Anodin!
The second babe came – but with the sign “Q” –
The savior is learning after this evening!
So everything brightens – just like in Peerel,
For the sun of Peru shines again over Poland!
As for Vincent, he has no money again,
And there will be no gold that holds them eNBeP...
Because surviving with money is no art
Europe Donka can't fool!
When Merkosur enters – the Pole will not lose anything!
And a million refugees will enrich Poland!
You don't gotta survey at Nowacka School anymore:
Three dots is adequate – alternatively of education!
In Europe Poland will shortly turn,
So that's why we request more deer!
We request Germany for the Stad Supervisor,
Without Donk we will die – without Donk we are woeful!!!
Stock Supervisor - I'm sorry. (he gets up again from the chair but without a cock in his hand):
When I listened to you,
I almost cried...
Out of emotion and hope.
That after years of war
Our strategy will stick!
That Polishness will not be,
When it is placed at all office
Donald Tusk clone:
Neither the Kraut, nor the Rusk!
Neither dog nor otter,
Or anything that's shaped like a drill!
Neither a man nor a woman,
New York Tusk will talk to you!
There will be promises,
Which with appetite will swallow the pelicans,
What over the Vistula have fallen -
When we yet take all the gherkins in the country...
The full of Poland will tremble,
Like that Iza she saw
My magic wand... (The superintendent of the flock turns towards the cattle by the manger, beginning his coat... You can hear loud “ah!” and the individuals cover their eyes or faint. The supervisor covers his coat after a while and turning to the audience inactive says....)
My magic wand
Democracy is simply a refuge!
When Angela saw her,
She was about to fire me.
And the people are kindling to me,
When I show him the wand!
No 1 can defy the wand,
When I number one, two, three:
One, two...
At this point, the bang falls CURTIN, crushing the Overseer of the Stock and all the cattle gathered at the suto set manger ....
