At this hard time for our party, erstwhile dictator Kaczyński turned 500+ into 800+, I - as a erstwhile prime minister and at the same time known to all the successful operations of Doctor Eve - decided to mention the times erstwhile everything was better. More specifically, after our chief of staff fled to Berlin for bread, knowing to the staff of the easternmost facility that it was me, which Eve in my own person, that I would hold the facility so dear to Europe.
This was not easy due to the fact that she had to learn how to rape Lambada in connection with an urgent visit. And Lambada was a large challenge for anyone who had to uncover himself in Berlin and confess his orders and yet before Angela on the red carpet Lambada performed. Or after Angela's hands at the airport to kiss, as our erstwhile chief did. But as a prime minister, she did well in this Berlin due to the fact that my bravado Lambada was delighted by all Europe. Now you can see why Europe was so crucial to us...
Only I returned to our facility from this Berlin, they already started asking me what I would have done if Putin—after taking Crimea and attacking us. I told them that if I heard shots, she would hide in the kitchen. Which is the other of how my father always feared Kaczyński more than Putin. And he was right! due to the fact that erstwhile he ran from Poland to Berlin he was already after Crimea and shortly after the Platform...
I, as the erstwhile doctor Eve, was known in society from a photograph of the pro-section in Moscow while with russian doctors, we were drinking coffee. But as a prime minister, she decided that the population would remember me forever – like our chief of staff, about Berlin, he escaped behind the bread. Without reasoning much, she invited my best friends into her office, which did not fall out of the hole! They will think of something – she thought then! Because, for example, Iza invented a receipt lottery to save the budget, and Tereska even ordered a headless plane – to make it harder to hit...
All my friends came to my office for a cyclical average meeting. The driver of Tereski brought Viennese cheesecakes into my office, and the assistant Małgośki removed 3 first French shampoos from the bag, Loreal company, which Kidawa ordered him to order. “I feel that our gathering will be very fruitful” – said Margaret, correcting her hair in the mirror. And indeed. due to the fact that she besides appeared in my office, Joasia, who escaped Kaczyński, for which I decided to throw Kluzikowo on the Ministry of Education! For example, for others who did not hesitate to support me in these hard times. Just like my faithful assistant Bear, who was just preparing an election bomb for me, or government distant meetings on Intercity trains with a mandatory Wars wagon. So you can have coffee without a problem...
And so, debating with coffee, a cheesecake and the French shampoo that Bear poured in our glasses – the question was what could be done to kill the president and win the next election. And then Joaska revealed that she heard the president was trying to get the 500+ program in! Then she thought, pulling from a glass ordered by Margaret French shampoo...
But how do you get money erstwhile the money's empty and the money's gone and gone? She then thought of those buried by our chief of billions that did not scope the budget after the OFE jump. due to the fact that only 139 billion were in our register! On the advice gathered in my office, she decided to take the courage to call our European King and ask where our erstwhile chief of staff buried the 19 billion so that 500+ could be introduced before the dictator Kaczyński warns us...
The conversation was not easy due to the fact that our King was just serving Commissioner Junckers, so he was very busy. erstwhile the King heard about 500+ for the unemployed who "drunk, beat their children, beat women, and shamed themselves with no work" - he went into a rage, shouting: “I didn’t bury the 19 billion to pay out the clientele of the dictator Kaczyński!” During this conversation, our erstwhile chief of staff was in specified a rage that he had to harm Juncker's wardrobe, due to the fact that he only yelled at him: "Donek vet! Du, the Swiss stepmother!”....
It is so true, as our opposition führer says present in talks with the people. Yes, I was the first doctor Eve came up with 500+ and she was the first to find buried backing for this program. But it was not a program for the clientele of the dictator Kaczyński! So our organization decided to announce this program only after the election. So like today...
I remind the infidels that during my tenure any hardworking household working on asparagus, whose income did not exceed PLN 600 per head – could number on PLN 89 per child! But 89 gold is not for drinking, beating children and women, or for pathology!
And as for the medicines for free, which for children and pensioners was promised by the dictator Kaczyński - it was me – as erstwhile doctor Eve I can confirm but I do not deny that people in our regulation were just healthier. At the time, only potassium permanganate, catgut and swabs were coming down, while the most popular treatment was enema. The enema was promoted by president Brown himself, who knew well that he was “good for the head” ...
This was mentioned by me - Doctor Eve, who invented 500+
