Donald Trump's triumph behind the ocean came very powerfully to the Polish right, and more politicians present increasingly curiosive reactions. Przemysław Czarnek even started dressing like Trump. The performances of Dominika Tarczyński in the US during various debates, podcasts and electoral conventions were not only awesome and loud, but mostly pathetic.
Tarczyński simply made a fool of our country, presenting himself as any alien from a distant country who, after seeing large cars, neons on the streets, burger booths, men wearing branded jeans and painted women in heels, fell into specified ecstasy that he could not halt shouting "America is greyt, ly low ju!" any of his discussees would catch their heads and ask, “Who is this guy?”
Trumpian fantasies of the Polish right hand
Poland's right-wing hope that the triumph of the Republican candidate will launch in the planet specified processes which will lift to the top besides right-wing parties in another countries – including of course in Poland. Apparently, he does not full realize that Polish conservatism is not very akin to American conservatism, and much sympathy for the US, expressed by provincial residents, is ritualistic and symbolic. Nobody there sighs for American realities, even if there's a framed image of Reagan and the Pope at home.
I can assure you that if Trump came to, let's say, the Suski territory and began to talk about his plans for deregulation, which will enable large companies to operate local lands in exchange for “thousands of jobs”, they would tie him up and throw him in Stryszawka (quietly, it is shallow). It is hard to install even a ski lift, due to the fact that there will be a squad of overexcited mountaineers and mountaineers shouting “se put it down in Krakow” and tipping excavators. Not to mention that after the first rude text to a local individual he would automatically get a leaf, and her husband would pursuit him with his neighbors at least to Wadowice.
Sławomir Mentzen besides flew distant completely, which was easier, as he moves rather advanced above the ground all day. The Confederate's own presidential candidate, who informed his political allies about the start of the election with the aid of a large billboard in the center of Warsaw, was so excited to win Trump crypto-currency-friendlythat declared creation of a strategical reserve in Bitcoin in Poland.
The fact that the central bank, not the president's office, is liable for the accumulation of abroad reserves, and that Parliament's legislative amendments would besides be essential is of no importance. I don't think anyone thinks Mentzen is aware of the division of powers between authorities in Poland. After all, this man could not even decently compose a banally simple bill raising the free amount, although he is simply a taxation advisor.
Mentzen? It was just a joke.
Mentzen is moving for president due to the fact that everybody around here is talking about it and he overheard it being a prestigious position, so he wants to show up, and possibly selling his beers a small bit. It's a kind of man who buys the latest model of Rossignola skiing, although there aren't even ski boots. Why do he request them – the boards are only to stand in the hall so the guests can see.
Besides, Mentzen has absolutely no chance of winning anyway. While in the US presidential election is the process of electing a leader, in Poland the presidential election is voted for authority – but 1 written by a tiny “a”. We have already chosen a leader in October last year, now we choice an adjunct to whom most are able to trust, roughly, that he will not lose the documents, will attach stamps with a signature where essential and in time, will execute the various rituals essential to preserve as specified the coherence of any political community and will not do large heat while dealing with his counterparts from abroad.
In another words, social trust is crucial in the presidential elections in Poland and, as such, the ability to find oneself in different situations. Mentzen is simply a denial of all this – it is an anti-presidental format. He could possibly win the election for the state bard equivalent of RPG games if specified a thing existed.
For the unknowing – the function of bard in the squad is to stimulate the fight and make a combat atmosphere utilizing catchy songs and short comic lyrics and insulting opponents to drive them out of balance or lower the level of courage. Mentzen would have had a chance for that. In the presidential election, he can score even a twelve percent, but from voters who want to show the mediate finger to the political class or vote against.
If the weakness of the competitors and the dispersal of the voices caused Mentzen to someway get into the second round, many of his voters in the first impulse in panic would vote for the competitor: “Jesus, what happened here, I was just joking.”
Legislation and cocaine
Creating a strategical currency reserve in Bitcoin would inactive be 1 of the little idiotic ideas of hypothetical president Mentzen. I'm certain he'd like to transplant another cool things from America. Let us remind you that during the election for president Toruń he demanded that Toruń schools dig cryptocurrency.
No, no. It's not a joke.. Thus, it is possible to imagine that president Mentzen would begin to push for public schools in Poland to transplant any another intrepid industry, and even want to present himself as a radically inspired innovator. Like the cocaine trade. Why shouldn't schools make money and specified a forward-looking manufacture pass us by? After all, there are quite a few people going through schools all day, which means the marketplace is, and free marketplace utopia is governed by its laws. In addition, cocaine is reportedly improving concentration and expanding energy for science, so students will have easier, willing to buy.
President Mentzen could besides effort to importantly simplify the legislative process, drastically reducing its costs. How? We'd just quit writing our own draft laws. It's costly and time-consuming, and Polish politicians and officials inactive come out on average, unless they compose straight from lobbyists. So let the Sejm and the legislature vote the same laws that appear in the American Congress. What are they doing in the U.S.? surely similar, it is worth utilizing the cooks, they are available online, only the headlines change.
If anyone thinks it's besides much nonsense, I'm happy to make a mistake. Well, the well-known cryptocurrency Lech Wilczyński proposed for X to straight implement the bill which appeared in the US in Poland. "The strategical Bitcoin Reserve bill is available for use. There is nothing to wait for” – wrote Wilczyński. “Of course!” – replied Mentzen (ok, most likely referred to Wilczyński's question about creating a reserve in Bitcoin).
Schools dealing with drugs and digging cryptocurrency, voting in the Polish Parliament only American laws, bitcoin utilized by the state for illegal transactions, for example selling weapons to terrorists – even Poles are not crazy adequate to cook specified a thing. This is more like a successful concept of the universe of computer games. For example, spin-off Cyberpunk 2077. I even got the title: Cyberpunk Warsaw 2030. Here you go, CD Project, you don't even gotta pay me (although Mentzen will most likely come forward).
