On Monday, it will be 10 years since the PiS announced the candidacy of Andrzej Duda for President. The series of unfortunate events launched on 11 November 2014 was to look forward to another chapter in the form of revealing a candidate who would fight for a agenda after Duda, and at the same time could take distant the anticipation of any action by Tusk and his crew, which the Prime Minister would most likely like to usage as an excuse for further sterile years of drifting and non-dasism, already known from the more than 12-month co-habitation of the fifteen-October Prime Minister with the Pisan president.
Kaczyński’s Fruitage Disaster
Most likely, however, we will gotta wait a while to know the name of the challenger. The re-announcement of the presidential candidate on 11 November according to “Wprost” was advised not to be by the head of the office of Duda, Marcin Mastalerek. The PiS surely does not want to repeat the mistakes traditionally reaching out to a series of Sławomir Mentzen, who run started six months before others and is already finishing, although he does not know the name of a single countercandidate – those in the case of KO and Left are not to be announced until December.
The PiS is said to respond around 13 December – possibly referring to the victims of the Tusk government from TVP, CBA and Justice Fund. However, possibly the most crucial reason for this studied hold is the verification of the leadership of Jarosław Kaczyński on the right.
As long as Tusk's triumph for the PiS candidate could mean 3 years of peace and preparation for another, this time the truly final fight for Poland, for 75-year-old Kaczyński the bet of the bad horse will affect the fresh years of political career in a deep defensive next to the fantasy of any form of constitutional coup He will be forced to fight for power in his own party.
Therefore, the last fewer months of the somewhat withdrawn president of the PiS devoted to watching recruitment tapes sent by candidates and surely had to be shocked, realizing how many characters about the presidential format he raised under his father's wing.
Also, average bread eaters can be excited to participate in these primaries, knowing fresh names on the candidates' stock exchange and sympathetic to Kaczyński's crop defeat. In addition Donald Trump's triumph in the American elections led to further shuffling – among the fresh challengers there was to be a name accompanying Trump at the time of the electoral ecstasy of Michał Rachonia.
The list of possible successors of the current Polish ruler has already exceeded 10 people, and the interplay of events makes it possible that there is possibly only 1 way to reasonably choice the winner, who would gotta introduce a panic in the staff of the unknown yet, although already clearly leading the candidate KO.
It's a predicament of the written reality show.
You don't know who I am.
Despite their unquestionably merit for Polish statehood, the problem of many candidates appearing in press reports is that proceeding about specified Lucius Nadberezny or Marcin Przypocz, an ungrateful nation does not truly realize who starts. This defect can be converted into success by giving the show the title “Lord You Don't Know Who I Am!”, wittyly referring to a phrase that uniformed services regularly hear from drunken Poles who climbed to the level of political position beyond sitting in a three-class class.
Using the guest studio of tv Republic or even Zero Channel It might not be adequate to fight for unconvinced voters, so 10 candidates selected on the basis of interior polls should close in something like the home of large Brother (which already provided Polish politics with a fresh blood injection). The program could launch on 11 November and last until 13 December, which would be a symbolic marathon, and even if the current duties would not let politicians to be isolated for a period 24 hours a day, it would be adequate 2 hours a day on a set that would bring the masses closer to the offer prepared by the amazing Law and Justice team.
The format of the program should not only focus on ruthless competition – candidates would besides should be able to cooperate with each other, for example by recording joint songs, cooking amazing dishes, searching for an agent, or developing comic pralines. The ability to make unobvious coalitions combined with the gift of stabbing a political partner in the back at the right time is surely a set of qualities that must be characterized by a leader for hard times. possibly it would be worth applying a more open expression (or, referring to Miłosz, more spacious), e.g. by tying up candidates to work in a bar and showing their knowing for the everyday lives of average people working.
10 Angry Men
Since the format is over, it's time to take a fast look at the characters. Jakub Majmurek in his analysis of election results in the U.S. suggests that they act in favour of those politicians who can be considered “Trumpa at home” – ostentatious, vulgar, selfish, mobilizing a hard sexist electorate, preferably with spectacular scandals or judgments on the account, but inactive at large – which is not always easy.
The first to come to our publicist's head is Przemysław Czarnek – indicated as 1 of the favourites in the written race for many months.
In 2023, the name Czarnek returned primarily in the context of the Will Plus affair, but besides in the Ministry of Education politicians did not fall asleep pears in ash. In a phenomenal series of texts about the canon of school reading for “Books. Magazine for Reading” Jacek Podsiad consistently calls Czarnka “Mr. Birara”, in mention to the book of hunting supporter Antoni Ferdinand Ossendowski Birara elephant, a moving communicative about “a feeling born on the elephant-man line”. prof. Czarnek's candidacy is so supported not only by the desired affluent past, but besides by the unobvious on the right, but besides by the close heart of Jarosław Kaczyński the question of animal welfare.
It is not known, however, whether this is enough, due to the fact that after Trump's triumph in the Law and Justice, there was an absolute maniac about showing love to the recently elected leader of a abroad power. Members in the Sejm benches chanted Trump's name on Wednesday, and the intellectual background of the organization with Mariusz Goski, Dariusz Matecki and Luke Meyza paraded in red hats imprinted "Make America large Again". And though Mezza, with experience in fundraising not looking at moral costs, has all predisposition to be liked by Poles as well as Czarnek, it in the circles of Jarosław Kaczyński the strengthening of Polish Trumpists was perceived as "sow and childish".
Therefore, the essential counterweight for the Trump Tarczyński Trumpist circles, which could be equivalent to the “Sękociński DJs” – Claudiusz Ševkovic, Sebastian Florek and Gulczas – for times of decline, is another favourite in the written sparring, Karol Nawrocki.
The CEO of IPN is going like a storm. They didn't hurt him at all. revelations by Piotr Głuchowski from “Gazeta Wyborcza”. Without prejudice to the image, he besides lifted many allegations formulated by erstwhile Westerplatte Museum manager, Mariusz Wójtowicz-Podhorski, who accused him of mobbing, among others.
Thanks. conversation with Wójtowicz-Podhorski for Virtual Poland not only do we learn the allegations against the head of the IPN, but we can besides appreciate the intellectual color, characterized by the fraticidal conflict for power in right-wing ranks.
According to Wójtowicz-Podhorski, "Nawrocks as a bell on his telephone had a tune set from the show House of Cards. And erstwhile the camera rang before he answered, he was fond of the melody.” Nawrocki was besides scheduled to organize a boxing match with his participation. Furthermore, it is worth to look at the revelation of the historian besides for scenes with drawing dragons Minister Gliński and another peripety of Polish historical policy strategists. Frank Underwood would be impressed.
What about the mobbing? Now, Nawrocki accused Wójtowicz-Podhorski of desecrating the corpses of Westerplatte's protagonists, whom he was expected to bury after his anger after they were discovered, so that Nawrocki would leave on vacation in the meantime, and Wójtowicz could announce success to the media in the absence of a prinycyptic, which would thus bypass the prestige of the large find. In another words, on the right hand they have any another mobbing – and even for discussion on this subject they must tie the characters of September, the soldiers cursed and another more or little respectable dead.
In accordance with these principles and the seriousness of the office to which he would aspire, Nawrocki responded diplomatically and precisely, accusing Wójtowicz-Podhorski that in his book he defames Major Henryk Sucharski, who was expected to get syphilis due to weakness for his adjudtant Józef Kity. Nothing can shake up the fanatics of the soldiers cursed more than the charge of breaking a homophobic omerta.
The triune – if you believe media reports – the favorites are closed by Tobias Bocheński, a Euro-Parliamentarian and a doctor of science. possibly his top advantage in the context of the President's ear fight is that he is simply a gateway to the game à la Duda 2.0, due to the fact that he is hard to find hooks on. No 1 cares, no 1 threatens, with the social cream of their city and its own political base at the head.
Disadvantages? As with the hypothetical candidates Magdalena Biejat or Patrick Koj, we have a very precise simulation of how Bocheński could fall out in a clash with the most likely candidate KO. And even if, as the folk wisdom says, “Warsaw is not the full of Poland”, it is hard to anticipate that the prof. boy of Łódź, with his head suspended in the clouds of “republic-liberal synthesis”, which he devoted his doctorate to, would abruptly take a peculiarly crucial “region” for the Law and Justice in these elections.
Black horses
The dynamics of reality show, however, is governed by its rights and the program would not warrant good fun for the masses if a fewer promising underdogs did not participate alongside charismatic sureties in the competition. According to “To the Thing” yesterday, citing the findings of Salon24, 1 of them could be already mentioned Michał Rachon.
Unlike most candidates, the virtual run of a erstwhile TVP writer was to begin not by raising funds for the campaign, but by throwing out 700,000 PLN for bail out for prayerful collaborators of the Salesian priest. A beautiful gesture, however, as the weekly noted, conducting an interview with Trump or powerful media facilities in the individual of Tomasz Sakiewicz is 1 thing – the problem is that the current programme manager of tv Republic enjoys the least assurance of Poles from all journalists dealing with political issues.
A 10 – and with good winds possibly a 12 – could be supplemented by the returning Nestors and debutees, specified as the president of Stalowa Wola Lucius Nadberezny, who enjoys a akin designation and estimation MP Marcin Przycz, the president of Mariusz Błaszczak, who in fresh days flashed the message that in the event of Trump's victory, the Tusk government should resign, whether Oskar Szafarowicz, who could analyse whether the proposed models of masculinity and politicalism are resonating among the 20-year-olds.
The last bigbrother faction could be created by experts – the golden children of the thirty-year-old right by Polish institutions, conservative townspeople specified as Marek Magierowski or another heroes of civilian service and “Political Theology” who would constitute a kind of competition for the eventual candidacy of Radosław Sikorski.
It would surely be good information for Sławomir Mentzen, present panicking due to the popularity of Krzysztof Bosak and his own wave start – with the choice of mostly boring conservatives, many might choose to control their voice to a comparatively entertaining Confederate.
The primaries in the men's locker area
It is impossible to hide that the closure of specified diverse and colourful figures in a tiny space (e.g. in the Museum of Polish History, counterbalance for The barbaric MSN block) could prove to be a trampoline for at least any of them for a real career, as well as Selected changed the trajectory of the 47th president of the United States. The right-wing Pisa show would have any flaws, which, however, if you believe the president of the Law and Justice, would not be a problem for the right-wing, agrarian audience.
There will be no place in the programme for the fresh Manuela Michalak – there is no coincidence that women are missing at the stake, although readers and readers as old as I surely remember these ancient pre-pandemic times erstwhile the erstwhile Prime Minister Beata Szydło she won over half a million votes in euro elections and beat all competitors in Poland regardless of gender. individual must have reported Beata Sz., due to the fact that even though it is not known what she did to president Kaczyński, this 1 made it clear – Szydło was not even on a long list of possible candidatesBecause according to a survey in the province, a female at the head of the state during the war was shot in the foot.
Perhaps she lost her brother in the eyes of the organization due to a moral scandal not even so much from the sanctimonious times as from the 19th century – her priest-trained boy declared a heavenly contract and dropped a sutanna, and moments later He got Daniel Obiek's occupation in the plastic industry. The fact that politicians of all option love to remove all work from each other, erstwhile in a while remembering the tastes and needs of the imaginary people (the folk class, province, mass, sovereign) around which you gotta walk on your fingers is just a post script for this intriguing future candidacy.
Spin doctors of PiS, taking into account American trends like young Polish trappers, surely intend to copy respective solutions from the US, where Trump was given the triumph primarily by men. For women Trump had an offer to take care of them whether they liked it or not – which, in the context of the policy that has been going on for 50 years, the sexual predator patch sounded like a threat, but did not prevent most arrogant American white women from "choose wisely". Therefore, we are besides sentenced to watch a show in the format of gathering middle-aged peasants in the men's locker room, bleeding out in combat among others. About all another man under 40who declares his willingness to vote for the Confederacy.
Let's not fool ourselves – there will be victims, and not only among the sighted baths of viewers – we have seen the foretaste many times, including thanks to Dominik Tarczyński, harassing tourist and asking with racist complacency about itWhether they're terrorized by people from another countries. However, Kaczyński and PiS, the awareness of the challenges facing populists today's tictokovo-ix idiocracy, can dictate the implementation of a reality show script modeled in the US, and coalition candidates' staff must be on alert – the game hanger hangs in the air.