Ah, well, diplomacy retired, and Don Corleone in version 2026 entered the phase – with a drone alternatively of a horse's head and a "kind visit" alternatively of an offer that can't be rejected
Ah, look, the diplomacy died, buried in a coffin with a UN logo, and on her grave now dances Don Corleone in adidas and with a joystick from a drone Reaper.
Because why waste decades on resolutions that nobody reads, erstwhile you can do an Iranian theocracy in 72 hours specified a strategical lobotomy that even their propaganda on the Telegram began to compose "it's just a insignificant method flaw, we'll be back in a minute".
On Friday, the Ayatollahs waved swords and shouted “Israel will burn!” and on Sunday, they looked at satellite selfies of their bunkers and thought, “The office, I don’t think it was expected to be like this”. Fateh-110 rockets now fly mostly into the ground or in the sands – a classical Iranian performance
Because why waste time on boring verbal notes, circular tables and all this global law bullshit, erstwhile you can just send 200 planes, decapitate half theocracy with 1 elegant "boom" and watch the Ayatollahs abruptly get very quiet.
Yesterday they threatened with “a weapon the planet did not see”, and present the planet saw mainly their battered bunkers and rockets flying blindly in their neighbours. Bravo, guys, you truly scared... well, your own cleaning services are probably
And Putin?
He sits in a tea bunker and looks at the map of Ukraine, where the front moved by 47 meters in 3 years, and whispers to himself: “I don’t have drones here, I here... I’m here T-62 tanks from 1983 I’m leaving...”. And rightly so, due to the fact that the Kremlin's "smacking aggression" present sounds like a lamentation of the loser on the housing field.
The Chinese come up with fresh slogans about "imperialism", but in the depths of the processor they know that their army is inactive playing in the extraclass... well, let's say, in the second league with ambition. Xi Jinping updates notes on the phone: "Note: do not annoy people who can do a reset of the state on a weekend without a coffee break".
Trump and Netanjahu? .
Zero "honorable gentlemen, but let's talk", but classically:
"You have 2 options: a good deal or a good grave. The choice is yours. You have 15 seconds.”
And you know what? It's working. Chamenei abruptly discovered a deep love of truce. Congratulations, ajatollahu – you passed the accelerated course “How to halt Being a Problem in the Eyes of individual With 700 Fighters and Zero Patience”
So, dear apologists of circular tables, lovers of coffee breaks in Geneva, folder packers with “preliminary memorandum on common understanding” – you can now go to early retirement. Your time is up. You don't negotiate. You're not meditating.
You don't send a peculiar envoy with a bouquet of white pigeons. You simply propose a "deal", and as the delinquent hesitates – he gets a headshot with 30,000 feet and a bonus in the form of a fresh government in promotion 2 for 1.Welcome to 2026.
Diplomacy? It was specified a cute gag from the 20th century.
Now there's only 1 thing that matters: is the offer good adequate to keep your head on your back.And if not, sorry, not your fault.
ps.
I Spirito Libero aka Jarosław Ruszkiewicz sincerely apologize
I apologize to the administration and all bloggers for my hatred speech, my hatred speech and my left bank accounts.
I want to say 1 thing to my justification.
I've been mentally retarded for years. Years of beating me on the head by my father did his job
I know I'm sick and it's not me, it's my sick mind.
I only lost 29 Facebook accounts on the S24 this year that nobody read or commented on. No loss.
If there's a fresh account, remember it's not me, it's my sick head.
Greetings from Choroszczy
