As it turns out, Warsaw will become 1 of the world's largest tourist attractions. What's up, thin Tower of Pisa! What there are fascinating wonders of Barcelona's architecture! What about the Louvre and the Eiffel Tower, whose creator cannot compare to the visionary Rafał Trzaskowski, whose power in Warsaw was created specified miracles that tourists would be impressed!
Already today, tourist agencies are surpassing in describing in their guides a completely amazing abroad tourist of architectural creations in the capital of Poland – in addition, built for money that nobody dreamed of! No wonder, then, that utilizing the "spring" weather - Air China from Beijing arrived on the first 200 Chinese tourists to not only admire – but besides immortalize 1 of Warsaw's top attractions.
The central point of abroad trips is of course already celebrated in the planet ‘Kibel Rafała’, built at the cost of PLN 650 thousand, to which the ecological passage, lined with sawdust, was carried out – an ecological invention, referred to in guides, as ‘Via Trocina’. "Kibel Rałała" is referred to as a creative replica of the White House, in which besides a abroad tourist can meet his most urgent needs. Although the Warsaw “White House” is now closed due to temporary problems with the connection of the sewer, as announced by the local authorities of the capital, it will be open on 18 May.
Equally shocking for a abroad tourist is the facility built by the president of Warsaw for an astronomical amount of PLN 640 million! It is simply a Museum of Modern Art, in which 1 is exhibited, among others, a work from an early period of genderism entitled "The Man of Dicks" and where pornographic bulletins for children and young people can be purchased. These facilities are undoubtedly an attraction of the museum. It is worth adding that the MSN building is modelled on the form of a barracks, although any architectural connoisseurs match a giant container or block of “Lego” in white color...
But that's not all! Right next to the museum, there was a world-wide paving way named after artist Wojciech Fangor. This 300 m engineering work, created by the intention of the prominent visionary Rafał Trzaskowski, cost Warsaw government PLN 38.5 million!
In this way, the paved way in Warsaw has 3 times broken the same dimension of the highest and longest glass level bridge in Shiniuzhai Geopark in China, which cost 3.4 million dollars, or over 13 million PLN. The Chinese glass bridge measures 300 m long and hangs 180 m above the ground. The awesome and frightening view of depth continues throughout its length. The bridge located in Hunan state is now the highest and longest glass bridge always built. At the same time it can pass as many as 800 people.
The bottom of the Chinese bridge is made of 99 panels of multilayered glass, so those who dare to walk over it have a chance to see how advanced they are above the ground. On the another hand, Rafał’s paved way can pass even twice as many people as on a Chinese bridge, without threatening to fall over due to the fact that the cobblestones are precisely aligned! abroad tourists can so easy admire the trees increasing on the way that the Warsaw visionary brought from Germany at a price of approx. 4 1000 Euros per piece! It is worth adding that the trees that did not take – were utilized to build VIA TROCINA, leading to the temporarily inactive replica of the White House.
Another miracle of engineering and imagination of Rafał Trzaskowski is the footbridge through the Vistula River over 400 metres long. On this miracle of engineering the large Visionary Rafał spent PLN 153 million on taxes of residents of Warsaw, which will surely shock all Beijing resident. due to the fact that in China the highest, hanging bridge of the planet was built. It is simply a road bridge which has 2 lanes each way. The Chinese bridge is 1340 m long – so it is 4 times longer than the Rafał footbridge and hangs 564 metres above the abyss. This bridge cost $140 million, which was only 4 times more costly than the Warsaw engineering miracle.
Foreign tourist, after visiting Warsaw's miracles of engineering with disbelief, will ask: Where did these miracles come from in Warsaw, and who paid for them? Then - with an open forehead we can answer the unbelievers:
“These miracles did not come out by themselves
Someone did these miracles.
They weren't Nazis.
They didn't come out of the magpie's tail!
‘They came out of contempt and pride
The taxes they shave us with.
And from a imagination like a moron's asshole,
The last was not the word!”
