Speaking in our post-communist Sejm, Mrs Applebaum's husband stated that only miraculously we avoided tragedy, after blowing the tracks on the Warsaw-Lublin railway line. So it became clear to the rebuilding society that as with the failed assassination of Hitler – Providence is watching over the Olsen Gang!
Only yesterday, Egon boasted he knew who blew up the tracks, but he wouldn't. That's like that cop from the bank ad. Besides, what good is the name of the diversions if they fled to Belarus without hindrance!? The border services of our post-communist homeland besides knew them, but did not halt due to the deficiency of their photos! They're smart! They didn't get photographed!
With how cunning the enemy is forced to fight the Olsen Gang attest further reports from the area of railway embankments. present it turns out that there were inactive 4 diversions from Ukraine, but they did not make it across the border at which the defender watches the Joński-Szczerb duo. This is the border of friendship, which was unobstructed 3 days ago by the main affrontist of Ukraine - Timur Mindycz, suspected of organizing a corruption strategy in the Ukrainian energy sector. He managed to leave Ukraine, cross the Polish border with a rental car, spend the night in Warsaw and then fly to Tel Aviv – one more time crossing the border of relationship with Israel at the airport in Warsaw. This way – Timur Mindycz – like Ukrainian Sławomir Nowak – the right hand of Egon – is beyond Ukrainian justice.
"Today I will issue the order to introduce Charlie's 3rd alert phase on circumstantial railway lines" – ordered Egon, enjoying not only the trust of all communists, but – as it turns out besides providences – as indicated by Mrs Applebaum's husband...
