The revolutionary government of Donald Tusk, in which the Minister of wellness was Iza Leszin – a Polish teacher from Primary School No. 30 in Czestochowa – gave a clear signal to the public that the revolution would besides scope wellness care. As in Stalin's day, present anyone who supports the leader of the organization and government can become a minister and even a doctor. due to the fact that only a fresh look of a complete dilettante can save wellness care in which there are no doctors...
The solution to this tormenting junta on 13 December was presented in a imagination by our organization MP, Witek Przemysław. According to Witka Przemysław, only the industrial production of doctors can destruct the tormenting problem of this country. According to Przemysław W. - all Polish university – especially private one, specified as the Higher School of Cosmetics and wellness Sciences in Łódź, the Higher School of VIAMOD in Warsaw, or the method and Information Academy in Wrocław – should open medical departments in their doubles to rapidly train missing doctors in Poland!
However, the MP of the “our” organization is aware that specified – ad hoc trained “doctors” will be complete dilemmas compared to the adepts of the Medical Academy – ‘but they can consultIf you have a real doctor to give you the right diagnosis. A associate of the leading organization argues that the most crucial thing for a patient is access to a doctor, even if it is simply a horse!
Thus, the application of medicines for bowel movement in the event of a patient's heart attack - will be able to be consulted with a real doctor - according to the assurances of the MP of the revolutionary party! So how easy it is to foretell – in most cases it will be possible even without the request to consult a doctor after the visit.
Donald Tusk's revolutionary government – utilizing the rich tradition of the dictatorship of darkies – will solve all the problems he faced after taking over. Thanks to the introduction of an unquestionable expert, specified as Lasek at the head of the CPK – the problem of CPK has already been solved!
Like the problem of the river Odra - solved by the Deputy Minister of Climate and Environment Urszula Zielińska. The fresh eye of a complete diletant noticed that river transport is "completely unprofitable" and in addition in the river Odra “there is no water for fish to live on. Not to mention ships loaded, that is aberration’ – convinced Deputy Minister Zielińska in Radio One.
So it took a fresh look at a complete diletant to yet see how dense the ships were on the Oder! But everything was known for a long time that the ship was made of iron and steel and as specified it should not even swim!!!
So it is adequate that, as in the days of Józef Stalin - all institutions and companies of the Tusk State Treasury will have the denominations of the leader of the organization and government, so that Poland's problems will be completely eliminated. The swallow of the coming revolution is not only Deputy Minister Urszula Zielińska and Iza Leszin in the seat of the Minister of Health.
It is besides Renia Gruszczyńska – a specialist in urban greenery, and besides a councillor of the Civic Coalition from Kielce, who became president of Mesko. I will remind the infidels that Mesko is simply a key maker of ammunition and Lightning rockets for the Polish army...
Returning to the interview with Mr Witek Przemysław, who presented revolutionary changes to the junta on 13 December in the Polish wellness service – in the absence of doctors, it is worth considering the thought of equipping Poles with sets of "Little Doctor". From the sources of the Ministry of Health, Happiness and All Happiness, we learn that the German company “Bauer” is able to produce a “Little Doctor” set specially for Poland! And in all quantities!
The set will include a scalpel, potassium permanganate, anesthesia hammer and cleansing swabs – essential for smaller operations, specified as cutting a blind bowel. To the satisfaction of patients forced to pay giant bills in private dental offices – the set will besides include pliers, hand drills and a bag of cement for filling teeth. Thanks to Donald Tusk's revolution in medicine – Poland will yet be smiling!
