Stanisław Michalkiewicz: Waiting for the virus
In connection with the improvement of sponsorship, this is the communicative of the city: Coca Cola Company wanted to extend the advertising of her flagship drink in specified a way as to the Lord's Prayer, alternatively of the words: “the bread of our daily” insert the words: “Coca Cola our daily”. A delegation of the most powerful heads of the company went to the Vatican to convince the Holy See.
The delegation, remembering that the ancient Romans already knew that there was no gate that a golden donkey would not pass, prepared a suitable financial reserve and began negotiations. Unfortunately, to their amazement, even the most buzzing arguments crashed into the unwillingness of the Vatican side, like a rock. The ineffective efforts yet led American negotiators to desperation. After another unsuccessful round, the president of the U.S. delegation shouted furiously: how much did the goddamn bakers give you?!
It has just been reported that the bureaucratic gang, bearing the pretentious name “World wellness Organization”, has prepared another epidemic, as the erstwhile -the 1 caused by the criminal coronavirus- has been liquidated overnight by Russian president Vladimir Putin. As we remember, in February 2022 he started a “special military operation” against Ukraine. As a result, hundreds of thousands and possibly even millions of Ukrainians rushed to escape and all border crossing with Poland each day exceeded at least 100 1000 people.
Most of them had not only no tests for the criminal coronavirus, but even masks. For no 1 was able to control specified a mass of people without causing a humanitarian disaster and the outbreak of a real epidemic, so the government ceased day by day to enforce the supposedly essential procedures not only for Ukrainian refugees, but in general throughout the country – and even the most active in propaganda of various sanitary sharpens of hawks, hid the murders in a bucket.
For good, president Putin should receive the Nobel Prize in Medicine, and be considered the Benefactor of Humanity, but no of this, due to the fact that the American legislature in jumps considered him a “criminal”. Is it not from the irritation caused by the abrupt eradication of the epidemic? specified justice is in the planet today.
It was, of course, the legislature itself, who together with the home of Representatives gave Israeli Prime Minister Beniamin Netanyahu standing ovation, although the global Criminal Court sent for him a warrant for arrest for genocide in the Gaza Strip. All these American “hard” people hide their pipes in the towns from the Jews, so there is no request to worry about their moral certificates.
Returning to this bureaucratic gang, he has not yet decided which criminal virus will attack the haunted humanity this time. It is said that the symptoms of the infection have not yet been established and that the procedures will so should be launched by the governments of the individual Bantostans. 1 thing is certain – you will gotta wear masks everywhere again, and the only exception erstwhile you can take them off is erstwhile you eat.
For all virus invented by the planet wellness Organization is politically well-made and knows erstwhile to boil and erstwhile not. But the masks – like the masks – are just an introduction to major, more invasive ventures – although in the case of both the masks and those more invasive ventures “usually he is the same”. In specified words he asked the English captain of the ship smuggling opium from India to China, the Chinese governor.
When the English captain answered him with the same words, they both went to the stern, where the bribe was handed. Then the dignitary returned on board, and on the retreat he urged the captain to leave immediately, then after 1 side he boarded a boat to take him to shore, while on the another side he began unloading wooden boxes full of “outshore mud”, or opium.
When the landing ended, the Englishman raised the anchor, set sails, and erstwhile he had sailed to a safe distance, the coastal artillery began an angry canonade, so besides the simple people had the chance to see how the invincible Chinese army drove “the overseas devils”.
Let us note that although Prime Minister Donald Tusk on the “calculations” shows the memory of the same as the deceased Jacek Kuroń had for vodka, the masks were not, as far as I know, subject to peculiar supervision, unlike the alleged “copert” elections, in which – according to Mr Tomasz Grodzki – we were to be victims of “killing envelopes”. Mr Grodzki, on the issue of envelopes, has reportedly acquired specialist knowledge, allowing to separate which envelopes are “killing” and which, on the contrary, are useful.
So, if you're talking about the cytic masks! – we have 2 possibilities. 1 – that in this area both gangs worked closely together over divisions and the another – that the gang that has now reached the feeding ground is already sharpening their teeth for the expected profit from the masks, so not a word of them mentions them, according to the rule that they are not dealing with a line in the home of a hangman. Besides, 1 anticipation does not exclude the other, which is an additional confirmation that the 2 gangs can only argue over the difference in muckiness.
However, as I mentioned, the masks are just an introduction to the real harvest, in the form of bribes from vaccines for approved virus, which the governments of the individual Bantostans will gotta buy either straight in pharmaceutical companies producing them, or, as in the European Union, through the European Commission. As we remember, Reichsfuhrerin Urszula von der Leyen Apparently, she's got a lot going on with these vaccines, and she's got a lot going on in the middle.
Although any noises rose, later individual – most likely the Fuhrer himself, or “the main Srul itself” – imposed a surdina on them and everything ended with a cheerful egg. So cheerful that the Reichsfuhrer was even elected for another word – due to the fact that who better to deal with another epidemic than the individual who needed, comprehensive experience, acquired during the erstwhile pilot program?
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