Stanisław Michalkiewicz: Our national treasures
Ah, who doesn't remember the scene erstwhile after the execution of the president of Gdańsk, Mr. Paweł Adamowicz, during the performance of the large Orchestra of Christmas Charity, Mr. Jerzy, called the “Jurk”, Owsiak, demonstrably withdrew his individual from public life? This was like the behaviour of the Russian Tsar Ivan the Terrible, who besides withdrew, but in the hope that the people, terrified of his withdrawal, would go with propitiatory pilgrimages, so that he would be begged.
The same was actual of “Jurka” Oatsiak. Immediately the propitiatory pilgrimages went to him, so that he would not leave us orphans, so it was no wonder that “Jurek” Owsiak could not stay deaf to the appeals of so many burning hearts and return his individual to public life so that we would not feel orphaned. Of course, it was – as always in the case of “Jurk” Owsiak, full of spontaneity and departure, although many experienced people say that nothing requires as meticulous and careful preparation as just creating an impression full of spontaneity and departure.
In this context, false rumours arose that “Jurek” Oatsiak and the full large Orchestra, which, by the way, resembled the “Winterhilfswerke” action popular in the 3rd Reich, were the work of old kiikuts, who thus desired to capture not only the key segments of the economy in our unfortunate country, but besides to take over from the “ajatollah” the government of souls over the little valuable indigenous nation.
Of course, in these false rumours, as in all others, there is not a word of truth, due to the fact that the word of fact is only in the actual rumours, that is, approved by the appropriate instances. And what kind of authority could be more appropriate than the State Department?
I am of course talking about this stage, the phase after the systemic transformation, due to the fact that in the phase before the celebrated transformation, the most appropriate instance was the Moscow Kremlin. So I think everyone remembers how Madam Secretary of State Magdalene Albright, what it wasn't precisely certain if she was Czech or Serbian Jewish, informed our little valuable indigenous nation that he had 2 national treasures. The first national treasure was “the way Bronisław”, that is, prof. Bronisław Geremek, and the second – prof. Władysław Bartoszewski.
Bad languages claimed that Mr. Władysław Bartoszewski is no professor, that he is legitimizing his conspiratorial matriculation, and his professorial title comes from the fact that the Germans, who in penance invited him to tell them about their unethical acts especially in General Guberni, and erstwhile they listened like that, they were spreading to remember good times – so those Germans, in whom everything had to be right, wondered at what rate to pay for his stories. The council decided that at the professor's rate – and so it remained.
As it was there, so it was – but I don't think it's time to reflect on the authenticity of the professor's tyrus erstwhile the country is swarming with Collegium Tumanum graduates. If I then mention those times, it is only to remind that both of our national treasures approved by the highest instance have been lost irretrievably. And how can a nation, even little valuable than ours, live without national treasures?
A nation without national treasures cannot live, and it is known that the parent of inventions is simply a need, Since there was a violent social request for national treasures, a suitable invention had to arise.
It turned out, then, that the only individual predestined to fill this severe void is “Jurek” Owsiak. This time, of course, actual – i.e. approved rumors – that he is “a symbol of good” – as confirmed by the National Widow herself, i.e. – Mrs Magdalena Adamowiczowa, who, as 1 of the fewer people in Poland, may be identified with a judicial certificate of innocence, so her testimony, as a National Widow and as a individual with an innocent certificate, has a major species weight, especially erstwhile it comes to “a symbol of good”.
But it's never so good that it can't be any better. So any gentleman from Małopolska on a mobile telephone started throwing at “Jurk” He is threatening to “kill him” or even “shoot him”. In this situation, no 1 can be amazed that “Jurek” Owsiak began to fear for the life of his individual and asked the vaginette of citizen Tusk Donald for police protection, which he had evidently received immediately.
Moreover, the same police, which could not capture Mr.Marcin Romanowski, and by mistake sought him out in the monastery of the multiple Dominican Fathers in Lublin, and not in the close monastery of the hated Redemptorist Fathers – although it was already known that Mr.Romanowski had obtained political asylum in Hungary – this gentleman from Małopolska immediately tracked him down and now it remains to find whether he himself called from this phone, or whether he was anonymous individual else.
“As God permits, he will besides let the stick go,” says the proverb, so it is no wonder that the head of the home police citizen Siemoniak breaks with pride over the efficiency of the state that will nail everyone. This is the vaginet program of a citizen of Tusk Donald in the issue of migration: erstwhile the Indians come, they will be strangled, erstwhile the Negroes come, they will get busted, erstwhile the Asians come, they will be destroyed – and so on, until the final victory.
But it's nothing – as I mentioned, it's never so good that it can't be any better – it happened that the prime minister of priceless Israel, Beniamin Netanyahu, wanted to come to our unhappy country to walk around the temporarily inactive concentration camp in Oświęcim, which was liberated 80 years ago – as the large Venerable Grzegorz Schetyna discovered – by Ukrainians from the First Ukrainian Front.
During the war in the russian Union there was no shortage of fronts; for example, there was the Stepov Front, created from Stepovists, there was the Voroneski Front, created from Voronci – and the Ukrainian Front – of course from Ukrainians. But it is not that Benjamin Netanyahu wanted to take a walk, but that the global Criminal Court in The Hague issued a sacrilege arrest warrant on the basis of false accusations of any “genocide” in the Gaza Strip.
In this regard, president Duda, who refused to appear on the gala to honor the citizen of Tusk Donald at the Grand Theatre, asked the citizen Tusk, in the face of specified a serious valve, to give his vaginet to the Prime Minister invaluable Israel the same protection he gave to “Jurk” Oatsiak. This is how our fresh national treasure – “Jurek” Owsiak – came to the same level as Prime Minister Beniamin Netanyahu. What more do you want?
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