Future Council, or Donald Tusk in Space

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The old joke, which circulates through the corridors of parliament and political offices, contains 1 of the favourite instructions of all authority: "If you do not know what to do or precisely what to do, you must appoint a committee." Donald Tusk extended this instruction to many variants and so many initiatives were born without any coverage in reality. Who remembers present the fiscal 3×15 hit?! Almost nobody, but this is what taxes were expected to look like according to the proposal of the Civic Platform presented as part of the 2005 parliamentary campaign.

Today we know that not only didn't work out, but inactive Donald Tusk's government raised VAT to 23% and nothing happened either. In accordance with the rule of MP Ko Przemysław Witka: "What's incorrect with promise", Donald Tusk never resented his failures due to the fact that he knew from the beginning that the projects he proposed were fiction. Thanks to this assertive attitude, Poles were able to make fresh visions of prosperity, modernity and pursuit of the West. In 2009, Michał Boni prepared the “Poland 2030” report, otherwise called the “Green Paper”. The study contains quite a few ambitious assumptions, including sustainable economical development, innovation and a multi-level fight against the demographic crisis. I think only the author himself remembers this study after 15 years, otherwise Donald Tusk in 2023, that is, 7 years before the conclusion of the strategical plan, would not give further fantasmagories under the even more ambitious slogan: "100 concretes for the first 100 days of government".

After 100 days of emptiness, there was satisfaction, and of 100 concretes there was a mountain of 12, and after 2 years Donald Tusk counted 30, which is not true, but we heard that the assumptions were made proportionally to the support that the Civic Coalition obtained in the 2023 parliamentary election. “100 concretes for the first 100 days of government” hastily been replaced by “deregulation” and here the rate has been raised to 120 deregulationsBecause so many deregulation laws were to be created, according to the concept of businessman Rafał Brzoski. A committee was set up, coffee and tea pots appeared on the tables, along with salty fingers and most likely everything would have worked out, but abruptly the game was joined by the “Piębowska Doctrine”, announced by Donald Tusk during the 1000th anniversary of Bolesław Chrobry's coronation. What was in this dream about greatness, Michael Boni does not remember, either, due to the fact that the “above doctrine” has spectacularly crashed into the “wall of drones”, whose life was even shorter.

Since nature and Donald Tusk do not like vacuum, immediately the “Port Poland”, the old CPK appeared and to make it fun, according to the wording of the Act, inactive CPK. The erstwhile ‘national megalomania’ changed its name and at that minute trains will ride 350 km/h. "Port Polska" has not yet utilized up propaganda, but the preventative Donald Tusk does not fall asleep in ash and jumped with the "Council of the Future" which will cover everything else with cosmic momentum. On this occasion a solemn conference was held present and a list of the names of outstanding scientists was presented. associate KO's husband takes the lead on the list Sławomi Uznański-Wiśniewski, known consumer of space dumplings. A full fresh quality is coming to pass, so far Donald Tusk has been rocking in the clouds and lying to Poles releasing always larger propaganda balloons, now propaganda Donald Tusk is cosmic.

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