My Prophetic Song

Do you anticipate Santa Claus to give you a good gift or a rod? I'm looking for the another one. Not due to the fact that I'm a masochist. It was Saint Augustine who proved that “the end justifies the means.” And I will sanctify this rod. Totally. I'm not even gonna stick a paper in my pants. If I were to answer to Saint Francis and not Santa Claus, I'd most likely get...