As a teacher from Primary School No. 50 in Częstochowa, I became a minister for the leadership of our party. But that was 11 years ago, due to the fact that this time I was thrown at the Ministry of Health, Happiness, and All Happiness...
I was reasoning about this happiness and all success in my office of the Ministry of Health. due to the fact that how can we heal in this country erstwhile this Donald writing sands in modes and all the bleeding of our Leader in this sand pours streams? So I thought to myself that I would heal wellness care in the same way that I healed finance in the days of Minister Vincent - erstwhile I was thrown by Donald for Deputy Minister of Finance. That's the lottery, but not the fancy one!
I recalled how 11 years ago our Prime Minister, who was now hailed as the Great, erstwhile his own breast stopped panic erstwhile a large flood wave was coming, said to me privately:
- I'm sorry. I'm throwing you on the financials due to the fact that I don't have any assurance in this Vincent who's got a full state budget out there! You, as a deputy minister, will look at the financials with a fresh eye of a complete dilettante and see if there's anything else you can save! – Donald said then, and I felt pride and reasonable satisfaction from Donald's trust in me - to a teacher from simple School No. 50 Czestochowa. And now Donald's so large that no flood shaft can match...
I didn't lose Donald's trust then! Oh no!!! Donald, erstwhile he came back to power, trusted me again and this time threw me at the Ministry of Health, Happiness and All Happiness to save them – just like erstwhile I was Deputy Minister of Finance. So I've been reasoning for months about how to introduce a lottery, like a receipt lottery that saved the state's budget from a complete breakdown. Because, as everyone knows, the receipt lottery has been a large success, that is, the OPEL Isignia car that my colleague drew!
Since then, my colleagues have aged a little, so as a wellness minister, I came up with a raffle that I called as The Health, Happiness and All Happiness Lottery, And in short - ZetszczeiWuPe LotteryWhich will save wellness care from a complete breakdown!
According to the rules of the lottery, any citizen awaiting an operation or procedure will receive a ticket at the clinic that will participate in the draw. Winners of all monthly draw of ZetSzczeiWupe will receive a call from a doctor who will inform them of the happiness that happened to them. So it will be precisely the same as before the election Simon Holling promised in the program "I have Talent" and for which our full junta accepted!!!
According to the rules - after each draw, the doctor will call and tell the patient:
- I'm sorry. I have any happy news for you! You won the appendectomy!
- I'm sorry. But, Doctor! I've been waiting six months to cut out a tumor on my stomach!
- I'm sorry. I wonder why you're not happy?! After all, everyone would be happy to win the lottery of the Ministry of Health, Happiness and All Happiness! due to the fact that there'll be another draw next month, and possibly you'll besides draw a tumor on your stomach!
With a image of a cheerful patient in front of his eyes, who drew an appendectomy, and possibly besides a tumor on his tummy - I, as a complete diletant - with a skillful movement and with reasonable satisfaction I signed the guidelines of the Ministry of Health, Happiness and All Happiness on the drastic savings of cotton swabs, potassium permanganate and flutter by wellness institutions...
