Weird Tales of Vladimir the Black

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The Marshal of the Sejm has arrived at Będzin The Wizard To meet the local population. I must say, my surprise was that the gathering was held in the immense hall of the Arena Bedzin, which houses 2,500 people. On the Facebook page of Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzasty, I found a post present bearing photographs showing a full room. Looking at the pictures, many most likely think that the population has come like a gathering with the Holy Father Leon XIV or Taylor Swift filling the area to the limit. In fact, there were about 300 people squeezed under the stage. Seats were taken. At least at first, then people systematically disappeared. And the last thing they did is give a circular of applause.

I went to this gathering with the head of Silesian structures of Polish thought Clubs Dariusz KamińskiI wanted to ask the marshal any questions – however, I was not allowed to speak. It's a shame, due to the fact that I wanted to ask you 2 things. First of all, what kind of military category does his boy have? Secondly, as the leader of the Left views the fact that the monument of russian soldiers was demolished at the cemetery in Bytom. Soldiers – besides Ukrainians who died fighting Germany at the time within the borders of Beuthen Reich.

I don't just want to criticize. At first, I must commend Marshal Czarzasty for 2 things.

1. I believe Marshal Vladimir Czarzasty is simply a large and sincere patriot. Ukrainian, but always a patriot. And always honest. 2) I believe Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzasty mastered the art of manipulation perfectly. He's a real expert.

And now for the gathering itself. I haven't heard specified a set of clichés, half-truths and lies about Ukraine in a long time. Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzasty is the Prime Minister's inverse Miller's Leszek even though both come from the PZPR. Mr. Czarzasty tells fantasy about the Ukrainians fighting for Polish cause. That only the attitude of Ukraine caused us not to have Russian tanks at the border. That Ukrainians are saving our finances and the labour market. That they pay more than they take. I'm certain we're facing provocations from the Russians, not Ukrainians. Listening to the stories of Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzasty, it seems that in Ukraine the combined forces of the Angel Choirs and Care Bears are fighting with the Russians and parent Teresa of Calcutta and Mahatma Gandhi is leading them.

Mr Czarzasty stressed respective times that we are giving “only money and military equipment”. rather by accident, he forgot about a tiny thing, namely, that it would should be repaid. And it will be us, our children, and our grandchildren. But who will forbid the rich?

Not just Ukraine. It turns out that the second origin that saves Poland is the European Union. On this occasion, Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzasty called me an idiot. He stated that only the Crown, Confederate, PiS, Nawrocki or idiots could be against the Union. As I am not 1 of the supporters listed by the marshal, I am an idiot. There was another question here – is he completely convinced that a Nobel Prize candidate erstwhile adored by his community and was a senator Prof. Maria Szyszkowska Is he an idiot in his eyes?

In order to rise the rank of his speech, the marshal awarded a communicative about the fact that before entering the Union he "sucked in the field" and had cold tea in a broken thermos. It turns out it was worth getting free of the property in this manufacture and much of the sovereignty so Mr. Czarzasty could defecate on neat toilets and have a smooth thermos with a warm drink. I would like to add that I was in a better position before entering the EU than the marshal due to the fact that I utilized the toilet shell and even had a good thermos. Ba – my great-grandparents surviving in Siemianowice Śląski at Michałowice 35 already in the 20th interwar period had these comforts.

I regret to say that Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzasty is completely uninformed in political geography. He believes that there are no civilized countries in Europe outside the European Union. He completely forgot that there are countries like Norway, Iceland, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, United Kingdom, Andorra, Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia etc. He even forgot that his beloved Ukraine is besides not a associate of the European Union. I realize that possibly as uncivilized savages consider English, Norwegians or Swiss – but to ancient Ukraine? But that's impossible.

Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzasty is besides obsessed with Polish coal. It's most likely any kind of anti-carbon religion, due to the fact that he dogmatically emphasized that we request to get distant from coal. We don't want to, we can't – we just have to. Who's forcing Marshal Black to do this crazy thing? Windmill supporters, cricket flour connoisseurs and sips? Writing rather seriously, I am amazed that Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzasty does not take advantage of the experience of the best expert in this subject from his formation or minister Jerzy Markowski. This would aid him avoid complete embarrassment during a gathering in the Silesian Voivodeship.

I won't compose about any more manipulations, due to the fact that the lyrics would be incredibly long. There is something to compose about – SAFE, “lex charlatan”, “lex Kamilek”, electrical cars, energy prices, 4 and 5 articles of the North Atlantic Treaty, Polish-American relations, etc.

Not only are views the problem – there are obsessions. Marshal Czarzasty is clearly obsessed with the president Karol Nawrocki. president Nawrocki for Marshal Czarzasty became what the alleged "Smolensk assassination" is for Antoni Macierewicz. This was the most frequently mentioned name during his full meeting. Mr Czarzasty, unfortunately, does not know that it would be appropriate to talk about “President Karol Nawrocki” alternatively than “Nawrocki”. Especially, how much the titles of abroad presidents, prime ministers and officials are emphasized in their monologue. It is not appropriate to taunt the Polish president all the time.

Not only president Karol Nawrocki has become the object of ridicule, but a full group of politicians of the “right side”. Of course, Włodzimierz Czarzasty is right erstwhile he mocks idiotic statements Matecki, Jaki, Kowalski, Macerewicz and Chorasińska. But at the same time he completely forgot his luggage – Nowacka, Żukowska, Kotuli, Dziemianowicz-Bąk or Zielińska. It's not easy for me to write, but with these modern intellects of the Left, Marek Suski grows into an intellect giant. For among the blind one-eyed is king.

Coincidentally, most of the questions in the area were dripping with vaseline. I was most touched by his character, who emphasized that he had a good opinion about the marshal and now he has a very good opinion. All that was missing was “Lubu-dubu, lubu-dubu, long live the president of our club!” However, 2 people asked little convenient questions. Retirement and a young man. They both raised the Ukrainian case. The older gentleman spoke logically about the fact that in Ukraine part of state ideology is highly anti-Polish and criminal flagism. A young man asked about the safety of Poles in the context of a immense number of Ukrainians in Poland.

Here, the steel nerves of Marshal Włodzimierz Czarzaste were damaged. He wasn't so witty and arrogant anymore. He compared modern Ukraine to modern Germany. However, he forgot that in Berlin, he does not walk around Hermann Göring Straße, where the monument of Heinrich Himmler stands. Mr. Czarzaste was completely out of his head that the Bundeswehrs do not bear the name of the NSDAP heroes. And as for safety, he said that nothing happened to the questioner today, yesterday and the day before yesterday, so no problem... I am pleased with this reaction by Marshal Czarzasty, due to the fact that it clearly illustrates the attitude of the contemporary “left” to the grey man.

Łukasz Jastrzeżski

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