Elections, elections and after the election. Results – alternatively without surprise. Amorphous, populist ANO takes over again to guide us towards a bright future in which the state will be privatized, bleeding out of the agroimperium budget Andreja Babiša And a full bunch of idiotic, hot-hot social-political programs to keep the group popular in the polls and distract from point 1 and two.
Before we bend over the results and consider the possible form of the future government, it is worth taking a look at what led to this moment, namely the electoral campaigns in the Czech Republic. The most amazing was the fact that the influence of many political scandals on anything proved zero. There is inactive criminal and EU criminal proceedings against Babiš in connection with the misappropriation of funds. Coming from the SPOLU coalition (second place in the election) the minister of justice, known for his corruption, came out all the way from his ministry's adoption of a donation in bitcoins from drug crime – all he had to do was quietly resign. And the disgusting details about the Motoriste organization candidate (driver) Philip Turk, including the hazing and rape charges, did not give emergence to the slightest bluntness in the results of this group.
At the same time, the real election programme, as has unfortunately already been lost in the Czech elections, was of no importance. The run took on the character of cultural wars, the real ones and the imaginary ones, and consisted of empty gestures made in the face of real problems and myriads, as otherwise, promises that were never expected to be fulfilled: additional taxation of Russian citizens, the withdrawal of the ban on blowing up spruces (the heroic initiative of the Drivers' Party, mainly due to the fact that no specified ban exists) or the expulsion of any Ukrainian refugee, "non-executive work that any Czech would be curious in", for which the SPD organization could be tempted, and which could very easy get out of control and take the form of a bill that dreams of all racist, provided that specified government would be implemented even by a man of competence.
However, the facts stay unchanged. Whatever the fresh government does, it will have absolutely nothing to do with the hot topics that have been going on in the last fewer months.
Winners
The ANO was placed first, providing a pleasant 80 tickets. ANO is the individual political organization of billionaire Andrej Babiš, which in the past was called the PR department of his companies – and this aspect of the political activity of the group has not changed.
Babiš has always ruled and will regulation for money and individual power. Analyzing the ideology of this organization is missing the goal, due to the fact that there is no specified ideology – it can “sell as many chickens as possible”. Prior to the election, the organization made 1 concrete promise, namely that it would reduce taxes for companies (shock! amazingly to the max! revelation!). The remainder are generic songs about how they're all gonna make things better.
They chose to distribute money and lower taxes for the leumotivator, efficiently avoiding the question where they would get that money. 1 can safely presume that Babiš will not be the first oligarch to introduce a progressive tax. In the cast on the ANO afiche there was a universal middleman in the dark interests of Jaroslav Faltýnek, Taťána Málá, who has followed a brief episode in the position of Minister of Justice, and who She committed plagiarism in her diploma work on rabbit breeding and Babiš's right hand, the possible minister of all things, Karel Havlíček.
The second place was taken by SPOLU, leaving just after 4 years an increasingly depressing government, which dealt mainly with exploitation of the poor. The disheartening amalgam of the 3 right-wing parties: conservative ODS, liberalizing TOP 09 and terrible Christian Democrats, played 52 seats in parliament. They have savvyly announced their deficiency of readiness to form an ANO coalition, which exposes the hypocrisy of urban liberal voters, forming the basis of their electorate, due to the fact that erstwhile we look at the most fundamental steps in fiscal and economical policy taken by their government, we will see that most of them have been voted out with a joyful curse from ANO.
For example, it is adequate to look at the gift that the government has prepared for us on the off-balance sheet, exempting completely from taxation transactions in the sale of shares in companies and shares worth more than 40 million kronor (about PLN 7 million). It is hard to reliably base the election run on slogans calling for mobilization against the ANO (and always present, though non-existent, threat of communism, but it is simply a different story), if both parties actually want the same thing.
Parliamentary jurors will fill faces associated with the outgoing power, old good friends, including the incredibly popular abroad minister Jan Lipavský, who with specified enthusiasm enters Netanjah's genocidal ass, that shortly they will inevitably merge permanently into a human centipede, the most antisocial minister of labour and social affairs in our history, Marian Jurečka, and a permanent component of the parliamentary landscape, known conservative clown Bend.
Third place and 22 tickets were awarded to the State Party, which seems to be from a somewhat different fairy tale. The impulse to establish a organization was to supply budget resources for local governments. Members of the organization were part of the outgoing coalition, and if they wanted to specify a single adjective for their government adventure, it would be the word “confused”. They were not harmed by the fact that they were dirty in the gigantic corruption scandal, connected with setting up state orders in the transport manufacture so that they would go to the apron of friendly businessmen, but alternatively the absolute invisibility of the organization and its ministers who danced in tacts further invented by right-wing SPOLU nonsense. They could besides do their political goals – either besides general (thanks to us the Czech manufacture will enter a fresh technological level!), or even hilarious (a partnership of the public and private sector in building roads!).
In general, STAN is simply a centre-right organization with all the benefits of inventory, which can be considered a little offensive version of SPOLU. It would be hard to present a list of well-known parliamentarians among her, but let us try: there is the current Minister of the Interior Vít Rakušan, the real Houdini, erstwhile it comes to evading his opinion on any circumstantial subject, MP Barbora Urbanová, 1 of the fewer boastful figures in the outgoing government that has contributed to changing the penal definition of home force and rape, bringing her closer to the realities of the 21st century, for which she is possibly the least disgraceful creature mentioned in this article and, for that, bravo! Finally, we should mention the large absentee: the main butcher of Czech education, Mikuláš Beku, after whom neither the viewer nor the hearer.
Wins differently
The Piráti organization (Pirates) yet managed to mobilize the last survivors from its electorate and safe 18 tickets. After a disgruntled departure from the government, in which they became a scapegoat dedicated to appeasement for the coalition's defeat in the European Parliament elections, after organization witch hunt in search of black left-wing sheep in the flock (and the inevitable departure of everyone with even a small bit of progressive views), the organization moved towards the center and turned into a liberal squad without expression, resembling the illusion of the State.
The most interesting results achieved by the Pirates were that they placed members of the Green Party, 2 of whom entered parliament, making the Pirates the most left-wing component in the parliamentary chamber. This is indeed sad, as is the fact that it is the top success of the Greens in years.
And now we're moving on to the real office of horror. Inciting to hatred the SPD, led by the Slavic patriot and Faithful defender of Czech national purity Tomio Okamura, effectively seduced adequate people with its racist and anti-refugee rhetoric to get 15 seats in parliament. On the racist front, however, there are changes: to put their hands on the desired parliamentary salaries, the SPD appealed to comparatively desperate methods, allowing a full bunch of fellow sages from another movements on their lists.
It was, as it turned out, a double-edged sword: until a 3rd of the tickets were covered by pure-blooded freaks who might be hard to control and force to vote as needed. Of these celebrated geniuses, specified as Radek "microwaves emit deadly radiation" Koten, we can enjoy the parliamentary slavole of the coronassicist Jindřich Rajchl, a right-wing economist and serial prophet Markéta "this time the demolition is certain, I promise" Šichtařová or a disgraced academic lecturer from whom a full-time conspiracy theorist, Petr Ševčík, hatched, tried to convince his students that the pandemic was an effort to introduce a fresh planet Order.
Finally, we have a parliamentary debutante, the Motoristé Satě group (Drivers for Yourself) with 13 seats. A wonderful party, combining utmost right-wing ideology with utmost sexism and fetishizing fixation on cars in all form (except for electricians, and yuj!), proposing changes to environmental regulations, which can most correctly be called the "burnt ground" policy.
Drivers for themselves, frequently seen as cancer increasing up on the basis of what is worst in the online manosphere, most likely conquered the hearts of young reactionaries, presenting an absolute deficiency of respect for all that is unrelated to their worship, and threatening the spectrum of progressiveism that threatens this subject. The culmination of this strategy was the triumphant return of Euro MP Pavl Turk (not hiding with Nazi sympathies, known for sexual abuse, etc., the first-rate moron) to the national political scene, where the wage amount would surely not surprise him.
The remainder of this squad is absolutely indistinguishable, but for music, Here is Klempíř, whose political career was thrown out of the band, and organization president Petr Macinka, a longtime pet of the erstwhile Czech president, a fanatical ecoscepticist and stetricist egocentric Václav Klaus, whose ideas were most likely reflected in the circumstantial demands of this party.
Losers
From those who failed, it is worth mentioning only 2 parties. Social Democrats and Communists have been a constant component of the Czech political scene since the last century. The fact that they were missing from parliament, however, is barely shocking. The beginning of the end of social democrats as a prominent political organization was their presence in Babiš' government from 2017 to 2021. Since then, they have failed to accomplish any crucial results, so in a desperate decision they have joined forces with the Stačilo movement! (Enough!) erstwhile communists, founded only to get certain elected individuals into the European Parliament in 2024.
Stačilo has always seemed to be a paradoxical task in which the communists seduced various anti-systemic, xenophobic and pro-Russian forces, wandering on far-right lines of the political spectrum. In order to realize this fresh phenomenon in horseshoe theory, it is crucial to realise that the communist organization has always had no respect for socialist values and ended up being an average national-conservative party. However, there have been any changes in the power strategy in Stačilo over the past year. The communists gradually began to displace at the rudders of the wisemen who were expected to be the recipe for the success of the party.
Today's Stačilo organization is simply a simple fascist circus, whose members unite in rule only unwavering support for Russia. The fact that social democrats not only joined the creation (the advances on their part lasted at least from February), but besides began to defend his views, should be openly considered as a decision proving the absence of any rules among organization leaders who are willing to abandon even a substitute of value only to gain a shadow of chance for positions (and salaries) in parliament. This is the last nail in the coffin of a organization that utilized to be the most crucial leftist force in the Czech Republic.
Please, not experts.
Naturally, the question arises as to how the government will appear from this mess. Andrej Babiš will surely be at his head, whether in individual as Prime Minister, or as a causative force pulling the strings of the little controversial Karel Havlíček, who could prove to be more digestible even for the simple reason that he is not being prosecuted by the police. However, the parties in the outgoing government clearly and clearly expressed their deficiency of openness to the coalition talks with ANO, which is not amazing given how much space they have devoted to demonizing this group.
Babiš will so be forced to look for allies in extremist ranks: the SPD and Driver parties. It is almost pathetic what concessions both groups are prepared for. Drivers can't wait to start sowing demolition and chaos. However, things may be a small different with the SPD. Like ANO, it is simply a task aimed solely at making money, each of the bill projects notified so far was suitable for a waste dumpster mixed most likely not expected to be taken seriously. Although the feathers are sharp, demanding a teka in at least 2 ministries, they already admit that experts (there are fewer words falling from the mouth of the SPD that would origin akin horrors), which cannot be said of their parliamentarians.
It may be possible that, with a small pressure, they could be persuaded to support a number government consisting solely of ANO – if it were not for the SPD to match drivers and their ambitions. However, there is simply a 3rd option, although much little likely. possibly any “democratic” parties (i.e. the current government) with a certain amount of shyness can be persuaded and will support ANO to prevent extremists from destroying specified a valuable neoliberal order (nothing specified extremists have in their plans).
Anyway, the future is alternatively dark. Although there is 1 light in this tunnel: incompetence. The governments held by Babiš last time were marked by deep chaos, and the SPD had already shown that she had no thought what she was doing, unless it was about raising hatred and beating it to voices. Drivers for themselves may have the support of people who know how to rule, but let us hope that they will see the insanity of the proposed demands, although any of these partners will hold off.
Yeah. I'm certain they will.
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From English she translated Dorota Blabolil-Obrębska.
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