Venezuela is behind us, and there are a fewer ideas ahead of us for president Donald Tramp, the business of Greenland, or possibly Cuba, and if he's doing so well with the cacapsian tankers, possibly he'll take and beat Misery.
I have a theory: it's Greenland.
The justification for my thesis is trivially simple, until it is simply a wonder that no 1 has always thought of it. Well, Mr. Donald Tramp does not care about the wealth of this sub-continent at all, nor does he fear the Kitites or the Kacaps who are expected to build their bases in the igloo. No, the president of the United States wants to leave behind an eternal souvenir, he wants to go into past not as any president, due to the fact that who cares. Mr. Tramp wants to and (must) be the president they'll be teaching kids about at school, to whom they'll put up monuments whose name they'll call streets and cities, or possibly bases on the moon. And he will. He'll do lice at the table jumping, whether president Makron sends all his 5 tanks to rescue the Greenlandites or not, or the full Bundeswer will choice up his non-flying fighters or hesitate.
They did not want Donald Tramp to give Nobel, even though he won more wars than Napoleon himself, he would not, without grace, gain his own fortune.
The natives are inactive hiding, but erstwhile each of them catches a bonus of 1 million greens, they will be happy to climb the flag of the Star Signardar, and they will learn the American anthem, which is especially simple phonetic for specified occasions so that even the Eskimos can sing it with joy. There's no request to get the Delta Force guys.
And erstwhile it goes so well with Greenland, it could be useful to connect to the matrix of Canada and Mexico. You're asking the full continent to be together. Why run to the States, let the States come to them.
Good luck, Mr. President!
