Beaver is an onus of the animal world. This is apparent and should not be discussed. We are all pleased that our reigning Prime Minister Donald Tusk named this brown diversion by name. European beaver – right. Let us not be deceived, it is simply a Euro-Asian animal, so duginist, and even putinistic-Łukashenko. All you gotta do is look at the scope of this author – mainly a large part of Russia, Belarus and the east part of Ukraine. In addition, respective countries that were part of the Warsaw Pact. Conclusion – beaver is simply a pro-Russian animal.
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Beaver is simply a highly territorial, household and fundamentally monogamous animal. It avoids dense buildings and many human habitats. What does that mean? That specified a beaver is simply a conservative nationalist, a traditionalist, an obscurant and an obscurant. He lives in multi-sex relationships and does not identify himself, for example, as a jenot or rosomak. The beavers do not realize what worldhood, postmodernity, internationalism, inbinarity and the necessity to fight tradition are. Conclusion – beavers are duginist.
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The skin of the beaver is covered with thick, soft and shiny brown fur. There is no uncertainty that the fur is not accidentally brown. The beavers are racists, nationalists and fascists. No 1 was able to meet multicolored beavers parading across rivers. These rodents do not form common colonies with grubbers, nutrias or muskrats. Conclusion – beavers are fascist animals.
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There is usually 1 beaver household that includes parents and offspring. usually up to 10 individuals. Male + female + young. What does that mean? The beavers don't realize what species emancipation is, they underestimate single life, they don't watch Netflix's feedings, they don't read Tokarczuk, they don't perceive to Taylor Swift and they don't experimentation with their sexuality. Conclusion – beavers are retrophobic and homophobic.
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The beavers returned to Polish lands in 1944. They were then located on the current state border on the Marycha River close Krasnopol. So they were in communist Poland with the Manifesto PKWN. There is simply a hypothesis that they were brought on Russian tanks. Their goal was to exterminate the forests so that soldiers could not defend themselves. The secret of the polysinnel is that Red Army soldier Janusz Przymanowski originally wanted to title his most celebrated book "Four Armours and Beavers". However, for conspiracy reasons, the Kremlin ordered a beaver to be changed to a dog. Conclusion – beaverism is communism.
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In 1958, a beaver farm was established in the Experimental Department of the Polish Academy of Sciences. The beginning of the herd was 8 animals brought from the USSR. Thus, during the period of the early communist regime, beavers were brought as polytruds from russian Russia. Here they were multiplied and located in Polish rivers. Additionally, the Polish Academy of Sciences was located in Ashtray. Not the Duchess, or even the Rabbile – only Ashes. This can be called russification and Orthodoxization of Polish fauna. Conclusion – beaverism is Russian.
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As we all know, beavers can adapt their home to their needs. They make through dams, feeds and burrows beaver mir. What more prominent onuographers have deciphered the abbreviation TAMA, like the Bolshevik agent J-23 Gruppenführer WOLFA in the "Stawka". T.A.M.A. is simply a shorthand meaning the Tactical-Analytic Moscow Action. Does anyone truly believe that the dam is just an obstacle to the flow of water by means of branches, mules, turf, stones and gravel? After all, this is how we were taught in the times of the russian business from 1944 to 1989. But it will not pass in the 3rd Republic. Conclusion – antibobism must be a component of Polish state ideology.
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Cutting down trees and destroying the planet of nature. Beavers eat trees, thus contribute to global warming. 1 of the reasons for the burning plantation is completely ignored by these green rodents by the European Union directives. Has anyone seen a beaver in an electrical vehicle? Did any beaver in the name of higher goals stick his tail to the highway? Has anyone heard of beavers supporting a ban on carp shooting dogs on fresh Year's Eve? Beaver is just as harmful to the planet as miner, driver, cattle or Russian. Conclusion – beavers are a crucial origin of planet ignition and climate negationism.
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Eurasian beavers collect wood food before winter and store it in rafts sunk underwater or little frequently in burrows. So they speculate on food. They besides melt wood while murdering a printer's cork, which was barely protected from bloody cones during a competitive regime. During the post-pandemic period, during the war, during the flood, this toothy reptile stores surplus food. And not taxed. Conclusion – the beavers are under speculation.
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In the 17th century, a scaly beaver's tail led to a misclassification of beavers as fish, i.e. creatures allowed to eat on Fridays and holidays. Beaver is simply a mammal, of course. So he confused Catholics and urged them to commit more or little conscious sin. Beaverism directed Catholics in the pit of hell. Conclusion – beavers are Satanistic animals.
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The beavers are found in the Red Book of endangered species. We've all heard of Mao Tse-Tung's Red Book. By the way, it is worth knowing that beavers are few, but yet they are found in communist China. I don't think that requires any further translation. Conclusion – beavers are supporters of maoism, although we do not know their exact relation with Beijing.
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Vladimir Vladimir Putin likes to swim! And he swims great. He's a large diver. And who else likes to swim and dive... Exactly.
The fight against beaverism is our Polish duty. We have stood, stand and stand in an anti-bobrity position, to the glory of our European homeland. We'll admit all beaver by his onus!
More American mink, little Euro-Asian beaver!
Łukasz Jastrzębski
PS. 1 more thing. I hesitated to compose about it, but the issue of cultural beaverism is besides important. The late deceased sexologist Prof. Lew Starowicz erstwhile discussed the importance of a female beaver during the russian occupation, for a non-signal called PRL. Sovet got us women. Our large warriors of various marches now have at most a woman's... besides far out of my imagination. He's backing out.
