Since tv Republika has portrayed the material about Love of Motyka with a mediocre quality video, recorded stealthly most likely Nokia 3310, on which on distant parliamentary bench the minister of energy picks his nose, makes balls and throws away, I am certain that it works in a different manufacture than I thought. Tomasz Sakiewicz station specializes in the amusement industry.
The media I regularly track is divided into 3 categories. The first are those which I mostly believe and usually do not check the heard or – much more frequently – the contents read there. There's not many, but there are. The second, the most extensive, is the media I approach with a reserve and I mostly presume that they may be incorrect – although they usually do not. In the 3rd category, there should be media that I don't believe, but I don't follow.
Therefore, it is in the 3rd category only TV Republic, i.e. a station whose content I do not treat as information at all – it is simply a creative and fantasy narrative, and the people employed there are real artists conducting a mocking political narrative. I turn it on not only to learn about the current state of head of the writer, but besides to have fun. It's like I'm playing a video game, which you don't take seriously.
One of the mysteries of the PiS's success is the incredible ability to invent carrier slogans. This makes it incredibly easy for them, they can spread content much more productively. All you gotta do is say the word out loud and everyone knows what's going on. Below are the 8 most interesting in alphabetical order.
Bodnarists
Although Adam Bodnar is treated as a wimp in the hard electorate of KO, who had to be dismissed due to the fact that he did not want to harm the writers, on the another side of the barricade he is simply a individual hated on an equal level with Donald Tuski. Bodnarists are mostly the prosecutor's office, and in peculiar those prosecutors who account for the erstwhile power. In the mythology of literate messianism, they are dark characters resembling esbeeks in black volga. By the way, the name is besides associated with flags, so it besides allows to devour a small on fears associated with the memory of Volyn.
Coalition 13 December
From the beginning, it was known that PiS would exploit the date of swearing-in of Tusk's second government to boredom. The name even gained a shortcut, which writers increasingly usage on social media – K13G. all artist employed in the Republic with an iron consequence takes care to always name the current majority. Liberal media, saying "coalition on October 15", are not so consistent with this.
KPO – Compromising the Civic Platform
When the joker who invented marrying the name KPO with Donald Tusk's organization came up with this cunning idea, he must have been very pleased with it due to the fact that the Republic kept it on the belt for about half a day. Then, of course, too, but already changed with another passwords. In general, the subject of the alleged KPO affair is very intensively exploited, and writers are scrupulously looking for further fun-sounding projects. On 26 August, on Tuesday, they dug up grants for culture. Among another things, they found a "birthday gift" for PLN 183 1000 and a "closed circle" for PLN 36 thousand. I wonder if the government knows at all what political gold it is for the Law and Justice to blow beyond the "KPO scandal".
Tusk Line
It's amazing, but the writers have already gone so far into hating the Prime Minister that they called him the Vistula. Do you truly want our national river to be named Donald Tusk? Is it no longer “Lecha and Maria Kaczyński”? The horseshoe theory, however, works. The name comes from these celebrated defence plans declassified by the then head of the MON Mariusz Błaszczak, in which 1 of the scenarios was the defence on the Vistula line, so the writers now convince Podlasie, Podkarpacie and Lublinie that “Tusk wanted to give them back to the Russian”. Boring people from the Ministry of Justice want to put Błaszczak and Sławomir Cenckiewicz on trial for this, and writers have a good time. Michał Rachoń, in 1 of the advertisements in the Republic, speaks this phrase with a circumstantial accent from which satisfaction and joy are poured out.
In general, I noticed a certain correctity: the more the prosecutor's prosecution oppresses a peculiar writer, the better the temper itself is tormented. He feels like a hero. He's been in the Republic for a fewer days. I don't think the government realizes that by continuing the settlements in the current style, it simply feeds the monster.
Colonel
Bartłomiej Sienkiewicz is presently a bit off the radar of narration artists, but let him not worry – his place on the podium of the most hated politicians of the Platform by the Law and Justices is not threatened. The current podium is Donald Tusk, Bartłomiej Sienkiewicz and Adam Bodnar. They are on the heels of Radosław Sikorski and Bogdan Klich.
Sienkiewicz was so advanced thanks to the unparadoxed reflection of the Public Television, and since it was reportedly handled by ABW agents, the writers rapidly reminded about the past of the erstwhile minister in the badly associated UOP. The word “Colonel” is besides associated with the safety service of the times of the Polish People's Republic, so it falls smoothly into the written ear. It is no wonder, therefore, that as shortly as the current Euro MP hits the wallpapers in the Republic, all communicative creators keep discipline and agree with the "Colonel Sienkiewicz".
Resetters
This is not precisely a circumstantial group that conducted thawing in relations with Russia around 2008. Of course, the 2 main characters are Putin Donald Tusk, who is bored with the words spoken in the presence of the dictator: “We will be with the president to make certain that no 1 of us gives up our sand.” In the Republic, even the program “Piach in Modes” was created, and to make it funnier, they besides prepared a video in the antura of puppet theatre, in which Donald Tusk moves his mouth, and in the background they play his speeches from meetings with Putin. The pictures of Radosław Sikorski smoking a cigaret with Sergei Lavrow on the balcony are besides constantly similar.
But they're not all resectists. besides crucial is Gen. Piotr Pytel, erstwhile Chief of Military Counterintelligence Service, who gave himself a photograph in the cap of a Russian cruiser Aurora. His photograph runs through the written media constantly, sometimes even without connection. too these three, there is simply a group of much little celebrated and boring service officers who are no longer so interestingly presented.
Crow Red
That word by Donald Tusk is not very sophisticated and average funny. Besides, it worked rather briefly, in the area of arrest and arrest of Mariusz Kamiński and Michał Wąsik. I don't really know why the writers are so keen to convince them that the Prime Minister is redheaded. Aha, the crow evidently referred to the Military National Rescue Council, which suited all the more as the detention of Wąsik and Kamiński took place in winter, precisely like the beginning of the martial law in 1981, so demonstrators could feel like the communists of the PRL.
TVP in liquidation
Finally, my favorite. There are absolutely no derogations here and there is full organization discipline. narration creators from the Republic will never pronounce the name ‘TVP’ without adding at the end ‘in liquidation’. erstwhile they brag about their ratings in the Republic, they even add a tiny print “in liquidation” to the graphics on the TVP logo. For the Republic's current team, Sienkiewicz's entry into TVP is an identity experience, forming them for the next decades, crucial for Adam Michnik 1968.
The above summary may seem funny, but in all, it is besides rather sad, due to the fact that the right, having specified a efficient communicative machine, will sweep the centrewater off the board in 2 years. The current TVP info on this background is any kind of boredom on pudas that don't contact anyone, don't stimulate anyone, don't make them feel good. The Republic is so good that it can rise even those for whom the position of the government PiS With the Confederacy, it's beautiful scary.
